“Captions” | March 3, 2016
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ABOUT THIS EPISODE
Matt runs down his latest creation – a caption contest using Ben as the subject. The crew gets some great listener questions and they spend some time sharing thoughts on which bikes to buy. The episode is what you’ve come to expect – part fun, part informative, part opinion, and all fun.
A huge thanks to this week’s show supporters! If you would like to support the show, CLICK HERE.
– Bryan Rooney from Texas gave $60
– Chase Tucker from Texas gave $25
– Curtis Wilburn from Missouri gave $10
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WINNER: @danwofficial – “If you look real closely, you can just see the last fuck I gave way over there”
@soiledchamois – “Just follow the scent of my fingey”
@pivvay – “Look! an ebike”
@amandabatty – “YOU! With the underpants!”
@kennyisi – “Bro, he went that way”
@IdahoClimbing – “By the way, your donut was iced with Ex-Lax. Bathroom is over that ridge”
@thebiglivers – “That som’bitch stole my beer… Get him!!!!!”
@40andhatinit – “The fucking armadillo ran that way! Great show!”
@smallsguitar – “And if you look over there, you’ll see exactly why you should never go full enduro”
@fbstanton – “You my friend are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with star command!”
@joeycrisona – “Look, I’m doin’ an impression of Pit Bull at the Grammy Awards!”
@stephenebaum – “That Dick stole my chicken nuggets!”
@gump2 – “Go north”
@gixxerflier – “Hey look! (Hope they didn’t notice I’m groping myself through my stealthy pocketless trousers)”
@davidjakeson – “[Wisconsin Accent] don’t go over there, there’s a bear don’t ya know [/Wisconsin Accent]”
Adammurphree – “I hear 5 McNuggets can I get 6, 6, got 5 looking for 6 McNuggets foe this Lauf fork, 5 nuggets looking for 6”
@hauntedbyvoices – “Right there. The one in the stroller. the little fucker just flipped me off”
@tehshawn – “The fart originated over there. You can see it hanging in the lower atmosphere”
@brickhousemtb – “YOU get a new fat bike, YOU get a new fat bike, EVERY BODY GETS A NEWWWW FAT BIKE!”
Questions answered by the crew in this episode:
– Curtis from Missouri wants to replace his 1999 Schwinn Moab with a 2015 Kona Kahuna Deluxe or a 2015 Cannondale Trail
– Bryan from Texas is looking for a new 29er is considering Specialized, Rocky Mountain, Trek, and Pivot
– Nick K is happy that they pronounced his name correctly
– Djame G from Idaho sends Kenny some fan mail and thanks him for convincing him to get a full face helmet
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SHIT WE PROBABLY HATE (OR LIKE)
They hammer out the good and bad usually.
This week they took a break from hashing out what’s what in the world of new stuff. If you come across anything new in the news that you think is worthy of being really good or really bad, let us know. Email it to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thanks, the JRA Team